This week we tackle a particularly challenging song with the help of fellow creative, Jay Bloodsworth.
If You Were Fat Lyrics
Verse
I’m not the brightest star in the sky
But you are
You could have had your pick of all the other guys
But you didn’t go that far
And I’ll never know why
Cos quite frankly I
CHORUS
Am an apathetic
Quite pathetic
You needing
Over-touching shmoe
Who needs
A little to much attention
I love you
Nothing can change that.
Not even if you were fat (you were fat x3)
Not even fatter than me (fatter than me x3)
Ooo can you feel it?
Oh, oh a little to the left now
-Solo-
Verse
And I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed
That’d be you
You could have chosen with your heart and not your head
So that’s what you chose to do
Which has left me slightly confused
Cos baby you
CHORUS
Are a smooth talking
Sexy walking
Woman with the power to get me gawking
Girl, the fact that you aint left me
makes me love you more every day
And I’ll keep it up until the end of time
Trust me girl, if you were fat I wouldn’t leave you
But in a personal preference kind of way
I’m glad you’re not
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