The boys are back in the saddle with another terrible song! This time accompanied by our righteous podcast father, Zane!
Flowers in a Letter Lyrics:
Intro
-Laughter-
Verse 1
Society dictates that we are weird
But quite frankly I love it
A normal person would ease it in
But jigger me, you shove it
Pre chorus
I love the way that we work in the sense we kind of don’t
I love the way that you put things in places they just won’t
CHORUS
Cos I’m your servant, you’re my master
You got the picture faster
Than the last person who had me on the chain
Misery makes me happy
And you’re paying attention I see
Cos no-one out there’s better at causing me pain
But don’t refrain
Cos I love it
Pop shove it
Verse 2
What I love about you is your mind
Imagination beyond belief
You come up with such creative ways
To cause me such grief
Can I just say the best way for a
guy to get his kicks
Throw away your inhibitions
Get a five foot dominatrix
Pre chorus
As you were yanking on my chain, I felt something new
To my surprise I’d found that I’d fallen in love with you
I told you that I love you but you shut that down quick
That night I felt the sore end of a flaming candle stick!
CHORUS
Cos I’m your servant, you’re my master
Crack the whip and I’ll go faster
I got rubber corsets on the brain
I sent you flowers in a letter
You screamed ‘Goddamn you better
not try that again!’
And I won’t try that again
Bridge
You’re in control and you know it
I love you but I can’t show it
In this day and age, it’d be too weird
The cause of my depression
Is that you are under the impression
That a mistress has got to be feared
(But never the less!)
CHORUS
Cos I’m your slave and you’re my mistress
And I’m in distress
I am scared that this is how it’s gonna go
This song is not a plea
It’s just so you’re on the same page as me
And one day you might love me back (ooo)
One day you might love me back (ooo)
One day you might love me back you never know
You never know
-Laughing-
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