Imogen and Harrison Predict the Future

A Fortune Telling PODCAST


HELLO DARLINGS! Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner stop loving me?”, “How will I die?”, “Why did Games of Thrones end like that, it was kind of a bad ending, right?” We answer these questions (approximately) and MORE using divination methods among the numinous likes of tarotology, theriomancy, and palmistry, and many more.

Never before has one known the true depths of cluelessness as these two bumbling idiots attempt to make sense of the divine mystique without someone accidentally cursing their families or something. This stuff can come with kinda ominous warnings. Have you seen thatOuija movie? It wasn’t very good, but hoo boy, it has got me worried. Imagine if that happened to us on an episode one day? Ha,ha, man that would be wild. You wouldn’t even be able to tell because it would all be audio! You’d just hear us screaming and being haunted and all that. Who would have even uploaded the audio? Spooky! Anyway.

Join our neophyte foretellers as they explore the wide range of different ways these walking apes we call humans have tried to predict what will happen to them tomorrow from Miley Cyrus to Mesopotamia.