Narratophilia

Greetings fellow bookworms! Today we explore a topic close to all of our hearts, language. And not just any language, today we are talking about obscene language. More specifically we are talking about the people who enjoy such language in intimate settings. We are talking about ‘narratophilia’

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Wobbegong

Hello again linguisticians! Let us all pause for a moment to consider the wondrous shape of the word we shall be exploring today, Wobbegong. Isn’t it just delightful?

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Sternutator

Greetings Gammarians! Today we are examining the hilarious, sometimes pleasurable and every-so-often deadly, bodily function: sneezing. Now, the word ‘sneeze’ can wait until another day. Today we are talking about the cause of sneezing - ‘sternutators’. This noun can refer to any substance that causes sneezing, coughing, and tears.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Poronkusema

Hello linguisticarians! Today we focus on the most Finnish form of measurement we could find, ‘poronkusema’. In as far as a definition it means a distance of about 5 to 7 kilometres, the distance equal to how far a reindeer can travel without a ‘comfort break’. ‘Poronkusema’ literally means ‘reindeer’s urine’.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Minacious

Hello again word-wonderers! In this episode we explore the darker and more ominous side of language, as we examine the word ‘minacious’. ‘Minacious’ is used to describe something that is menacing or threatening.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Ablutophobia

Salutations, rambunctious readers! It’s time for another round of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. Put away the spray and wipe, the mop and the broom, because today’s word is: ablutophobia.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Platypus

Howdy hi there, my sunshiney scholars! Thank you for joining me for another chapter of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. On today’s episode we’re heading down under to Australia, but forget your koalas and kangaroos; today’s word is: platypus.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Misogamy

Good day to you, kind linguists, and welcome to another round of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. Now - some of you may identify with today’s word, and others will not. But I ask you to strap yourselves in, and join with me as we examine today’s word: misogamy.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Pana Po’o

E kuʻu hoaloha! And welcome to today’s episode of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents! Today we are headed to beautiful, tropical Hawaii, so get out your best swimsuits and your surfboard, because today’s word is: Pana Po’o.

Pana Po’o is a word that means ‘to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten’. For example, you might have misplaced your hairbrush, and as you are searching for it, you might ‘pana po’o’, or scratch your head as you try to remember where it is. It reminds me of when you are playing the popular computer game ‘The Sims’, and you ask your sim to do something, but as they begin to complete the action, you cancel it, and they are confused about why they walked into the room in the first place. That would be an excellent moment to pana po’o.

Another great Hawaiin phrase is ‘Kūlia i ka nu’u’ which means ‘strive to reach the highest’ or ‘to do your best’. It implies a value in both achievement and excellence, and could be used to describe the feeling you get after an excellent study session, or the motivation to try a little harder to get something done.

‘Wiki’ is the Hawaiin word for fast. At Honolulu Airport, you will see the Wiki Wiki bus that quickly (or not so quickly, as I’ve heard) transports you between the main and the inter-island terminals.

Probably one of most famous Hawaiin words is ‘ohana’, the word for ‘family’ made popular by the animated Disney film ‘Lilo and Stitch’. However what you may not know is that the word ‘ohana’ means more than just family - it extends from blood-relatives to ‘adopted’ or ‘chosen’ family and carries with it an implication of respect and cooperation.

Isn’t language wonderful?

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Backpfeifengesicht

Seid gegrüßt, delightful and dedicated listerns, and welcome to another round of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. Once again we are headed to the land of bratwurst and hamburgers, as we examine today’s rather pointed word: backpfeifengesicht.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Teratophillia

Hello hello, my little monsters, and welcome to today’s spooky edition of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. You might be asking yourself, now why is today’s episode a spooky one, isn’t it just a regular Friday? It may be so, cheerey listener, but I ask you to proceed with caution, for today’s word is: teratophilia.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Kākāpō

Kia ora, lovely linguists, and welcome to today’s episode of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. We’re headed to beautiful New Zealand to explore the islands for today’s word: kakapo.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Cathedral

A blessed day, and a warm welcome to you, humble listener. Thank you for joining me for today’s episode of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. I shall ask you not to go all ‘holier than thou’ as we discuss today’s word: cathedral.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Fremdschämen

Hallo, mein schatz, and willkommen to another Deutsch installment of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents! That’s right, my klein strudels, we are off to Germany for today’s word: Fremdschämen.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Pinguid

What is going on, fellow words worms? Welcome to today’s installment of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents! Now before we begin, I need you to understand something, listeners. Today’s word is not penguin. Though today’s word bears an audible resemblance, we are not discussing the cute, flightless birds. Listen closely, for today’s word is: pinguid.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Spectrophobia

Why hello there, letter loving listeners! And thank you for joining me on today’s portion of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. Today I’m asking you to shut the bathroom door, put away your compacts and avoid shiny surfaces, because today’s word is: sepctrophobia.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Manatee

All aboard, sanguine sailors, and a hearty welcome to today’s chapter of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. You may have guessed that today we are heading to the ocean and exploring the deep blue sea, for today’s word is: manatee.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Nubivagant

Greetings, trailblazing travellers, and welcome to today’s installment of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. Now it’s time to put on your flying goggles and spread your wings, because today’s word is: nubivagant.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Chantepleurer

Bonjour, mes amis, and bienvenue to today’s ‘versement’ of An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. I can assure you that today’s word is something I am familiar with, and that you may be familiar with too, for today’s word is: chantepleurer.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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Snollygoster

Hello hello, loquacious listeners, and welcome to An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents. I certainly hope today’s word does not apply to you, or anyone else you may happen to come across, for today’s word is: snollygoster.

Written by Taylor Davidson, Read by Zane C Weber

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