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Kiss of the Spiderwoman (with Lena Moon)

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Kiss of the Spiderwoman (with Lena Moon) Morgan Phillips, Isabella Valette and guest Lena Moon

Deep in the forest is a spiderwoman who lures men to her lair to eat them. But she has many other interests as well.

Guest: Lena Moon @lenaimoon

Click here to find Lena’s show “This Is Our Pilot” in Melbourne, Sep 20-27

Click here Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melbourne Sep 21-29

Talking Points: Decorating a spider lair/ Using morsels for pizzazz/ The difficulties of presenting as evil/ Trapping and eating men/ Tattoo artistry on orcs/ Orcs don’t wear silk/ Look a spiderwoman in the eyes as you wear her silk/ Is silk a practical material/ How to ethically source silk/ What’s the deal with humans and body fluids/ celebrity fashion/ Living in a leaf/ Fighting off bears/ Follow your dream of fighting bears/ Print media is pretty dead/ Much easier to lure and eat men outside of WIFI range/ A how-to guide on bribes/ There’s a fine line between a bribe and a gift/ Presentation is important in any meal/ Can a spiderwoman’s legs also be arms/ Playing a marimba with eight arms/ Orcs aren’t into the marimba/ No one misses metal fans/ Gaga is a sentient pacifier/ Change your life in five days/ Keeping fit as a spiderwoman/ No flash photography please/ poisonous attitudes and poisonous glands/ Sometimes eating can be a sex thing/

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