The boys have a hearty and wholesome chat with Fugue's Shanan Kilner! Listen in as they discuss some of the highs, lows and secrets of the music industry! AND JAMES DOESN'T HAVE A LAPTOP!

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

We made it! This is the final song on the album (and Alex's mum's favourite song) but what do YOU think? Don't forget to vote for which song you want to be remade!

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

After months of garbage songs, out of nowhere, young Alex hits the steep learning curve and spits out an adequate song! A loving pastiche of AC/DC

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys talk to Donnelle Brooks of Don and the Mobsters! Listen in on a fun chat about the music industry, recording techniques and band politics!

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

A gut-wrenchingly cringey show this week. Our boys must endure a truly ridiculous song featuring lazy metaphors, spoken word sections and the most Nice Guy shit you've ever heard.

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Find Chasing Velvet on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/chasingvelvetofficial/

And on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/artist/2lcVRyB3AyK3wNUOWOrgKn?si=XqJKnFQiSKCFbeLdGbhYZQ

VERTIGO Lyrics

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh, oh!

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh, oh!

[Verse 1]

Let's start again, we know where this is going 'cause it happens every time

(happens every time)

You'll shout, I'll leave and somehow you'll believe it will never be goodbye

(never be goodbye)

[Pre-Chorus]

I just feel lovesick, sick of this waking up again, again and again

[Chorus]

You got me spinning around and around

And when I pick myself up I fall down

It's like there's something between us and I don't know why

I'm spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh

You give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh, oh!

[Verse 2]

What's that? Yeah right, remember every fight when you compared me to your ex

(compared me to your ex)

We kiss, make up

But then you cover up your phone, for every single text

(every single text)

[Pre-Chorus]

I just feel lovesick, sick of this getting back together again, again and again

[Chorus]

You got me spinning around and around

And when I pick myself up I fall down

It's like there's something between us and I don't know why

I'm spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh

You give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh, oh!

[Bridge]

You got me spinning around and around

And when I pick myself up I fall down

It's like I'm searching for something I thought that I found

You got me spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

[Chorus]

You got me spinning around and around

And when I pick myself up I fall down

It's like there's something between us and I don't know why

I'm spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh

You give me vertigo

Oh woah oh, Oh woah oh, oh!

You got me spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

You got me spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

You got me spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

You got me spinning around and around, you give me vertigo

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys listen to 'Little Box of Feelings' an absolute dumpster fire! Ans a spectacular example of poor songwriting structure. As well as deep chats!

Little Box of Feelings Lyrics

VERSE 1

Once in every lifetime

You stumble across

Something absolutely wonderful

And you hold it close

First one that you gave me was

Pure happiness

Followed swiftly by a sense of pride

And a sense of purpose

CHORUS

I should call you my little box of feelings

I should call you my little box of feelings

VERSE 2

Next one you saw fit to

Give me was love

And I gotta say I swear it came

From god above

You made me complete, 

you made me whole

You helped me to enjoy my youth

Before I got too old

PRE-CHORUS?

For an emotion to be so strong

I’ve been waiting for so long

CHORUS

I should call you my little box of feelings

I should call you my little box of feelings

VERSE 3

Next in the box was depression

Feelings that called for immediate repression

Just to show I’m yours with which to play

You saw my joy and you took it away

CHORUS

I should call you my little box of feelings

I should call you my little box of feelings

I should call you my little box of feelings

-Solo-

VERSE 4

Emotions, 

it’s all just feelings

When I’m around you my senses are reeling

And the cycle repeats I’m back on joy again

Call me niece but I can’t wait for love again

CHORUS

I should call you my little box of feelings

I should call you my…

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys chat to Dylan from KB Theory about all things music!

Check out KB Theory on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kbtheoryband

If I could See Myself Lyrics

Verse one 

I wish I knew what I was doing

but I've got no idea

I could lie and tell you I'm doing fine

but I'm walking in a straight line

and I always thought that I

could make it on my own

and I

should have known

Chorus

if I could see my self x2

in one year

if I could see myself x2

in ten years

Verse 2

I always thought that life would go my way

that I wouldn't have to stray too far from the road 

have it handed to me on a silver platter

I didn't think my carelessness would matter 

and I always thought that I

could make it on my own

and I

should have known

Chorus

if I could see my self x2

in one year

if I could see myself x2

in ten years

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Things get a bit heated when James reveals how much he hates this week's song. Strong feelings ahead.

PARAMEDIC ZERO LYRICS

VERSE 1

My son makes me proud every day

Can’t walk the streets without hearing his name.

See he’s a sportsman, I say sportsman, I mean hero

Not like your son who’s just a paramedic zero

Everybody knows what it is my son does

And why shouldn’t they? It’s something you can’t forget

Your son may resuscitate but what my boy does is just great

He puts a leather ball into a net

CHORUS

Why are we wasting our money on heroes

When there’s grown men playing a child’s game?

We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it

Who really deserves the fame?

Who really deserves the fame?

VERSE 2

I wish my son could play as well your son can

He’s got no power in his feet, his skill is in his hands.

While your son was winning the game last night

My boy was trying to save some poor woman’s life.

(She went into) cardiac arrest

He did his very best

But this was just one he couldn’t save.

Her husband was distraught

He said ‘I really thought

She was gonna make it. And on top of that,

I’ve missed the big game’

CHORUS

(Tell me) Why are we wasting our money on heroes

When there’s grown men playing a child’s game?

We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it

Who really deserves the fame?

Who really deserves the fame?

BRIDGE

My son’s a major disappointment to me

When I look at your son and see what he could be

Using all the muscles except the important one

Making a mint on a game that little children play for fun

My son spent ten years of his life at medical school

Your son was in the right place at the right time now who looks the fool?

My son has seen awful things and risks his life for a waiter’s pay

Your son kicks a plastic ball round his mansion all of the day

CHORUS

(So just tell me) Why are we wasting our money on heroes

When there’s grown men playing a child’s game?

We’ve all gotta get our priorities in order, think about it

Who really deserves the fame?

Who really deserves the fame?

Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys chats to the guys from Dazey! Our first full band interview (even though we were missing some of the band)

Check out Dazey on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DAZEYaus/

'RISKY' LYRICS

Lost in space and breathing slow

Risky woman won’t you leave me alone

Adventure forever my oh my

How can I help when I’m going blind

Talking to a voice I can’t see

And keeping my head well under siege

Running to the hills and fall on my knees

And you can take it from me

Cut loose unwind

Get lost in your scene

Why does it happen to me

Is that what happens when I take the lead

Lost in space and breathing slow

Risky woman won’t you leave me alone

Adventure forever my oh my

How can I help when I’m going blind

Walking the grounds storming empty spaces

Getting loud of the places

Shhh

Shhh

Snap snap with me baby

Crack back to ecstasy

You can take it from me

Is that what happens when I take the lead

Why don’t you take me away, far away

Where no one can here anything that I say

But you, and me, and him, and them

Alright

solo

Why don’t you take me away, far away

Where no one can here anything that I say

But you, and me, and him, and them

Alright

Risky woman won’t you leave me alone

Adventure forever my oh my

How can I help when I’m going blind

Going blind

Going blind

Going blindBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on Facebook

Check out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunes

Check out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunes

And check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productions

www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com