This week we are sans James but we are lucky to speak to the incomparable Emma Dean!

Universal Models Lyrics:

I worked with this model man

On my first day I wanted to leave

Dress this way, act that way, like ‘a bimbo’

That’s how you’re meant to be

And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…

Don’t look there, look at my eyes

They’re blinded by how ‘cool’ it is in here

Cool blue halter neck and white see-through pants

is what I fear

And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…

(Oh I, I wanna get out)

And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…

(Oh I, I wanna get out)

CHORUS

Oh I, I wanna get out

And I don’t know how and I don’t know where

‘Universal Models’ oh now what is that about?

“Can I help you?”

Oh I, I wanna get out

And I don’t know how and I don’t know where

‘Universal Models’ oh now what is that about?

“Can I help you out?”

So by my third day my eyes were so glazy

Closed over by some shallow man

“Lose weight, think quick,

and get a tan”

And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…

(Oh I, I wanna get out)

And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…

(Oh I, I wanna get out)

CHORUS

Oh I hate you all

I wanna get my slow revenge

Every little inch of you

Must be broken, broken up so badly

Gotta gotta get out gotta gotta get gotta gotta get out etc

“Universal Models, can I help you?”

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