This is the very special episode where we discovered that The Baroness Beefcurtains gets a little squicked by ladies who like each other!

Ever wondered what Edward Cullen and Count von Count get up to when no one is looking? Well now, unfortunately, you don't have to. 

There will be (badly spelled) Coarse Language, (poorly explored) Adult Themes, (overly gratuitous) Sex Scenes, and (unnecessarily graphic) Violence. Consider this a trigger warning for everything that we could possibly give a trigger warning for. This is NOT a safe space.

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