Ever wondered what Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat get up to when no-one is looking? Well now, unfortunately, you don't have to. 

There will be (badly spelled) Coarse Language, (poorly explored) Adult Themes, (overly gratuitous) Sex Scenes, and (unnecessarily graphic) Violence. Consider this a trigger warning for everything that we could possibly give a trigger warning for. This is NOT a safe space.

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